Get arrested for violating your own copyright

Begin by writing and recording an original song. File both the written form and the recording with the national copyright office.

Using iTunes, save the song as an AAC, Apple's proprietary media format. Burn this AAC to CD. Rip the CD to a DRM-free MP3. You have now committed a crime by circumventing Apple's DRM.

Turn yourself into the police for circumventing copyright protection, get arrested, and start calling the newspapers. Alternately, have someone else report you to the FBI and RIAA for the above offence- make sure they leave out the part about who owns the copyright.